Today = haircut day. I’m driving around a parking lot and notice a spot so I turn the corner wide so I can slip right in without having to do a 2 or 3 point turn. Two spots away I notice that a woman is pulling out of a spot that is closer to my destination but decide to go with my first instinct. After I’m parked I hear somebody honk and then when I get out of my car, the lady is there and she says, “Didn’t you see my turning signal on?” I tell her that I thought she was pulling out of a spot and was thinking that it was left on from when she pulled into the parking spot. She continues to gripe about the fact that I didn’t even look at her when I pulled in and that her car didn’t fit in the spot she was previously in. I wasn’t aware that I had to make eye contact before parking. She was very powty and so I offered to get back in my car and switch spots but it soon became apparent that she just wanted to hear herself whine. WOMAN, if you are going to talk to me about a problem then don’t just talk, offer a solution… I offered a solution and still you huffed and puffed. At that point I decided to just walk away. You and your Lexus can go find another spot.
By the way, haircut’s good and when I got back to my car, a woman started complimenting me on how my shirt matched my car and that she really liked the color. I like my posts to have happy endings like fairy tales.



I’m going to let you in on a little secret hon. Women don’t want you to fix their problems. If you created the problem we want to tell you what a jerk you are. If you have nothing to do with the problem we just want to complain to someone about it.